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Attention shoppers,
CDC guidelines

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are in full effect.

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Please practice social
distancing while shopping.

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Hey, you guys have any
toilet paper in the back?

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What you see is what we got.

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Really, dude?

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Dick.

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You're fucking welcome.

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Please follow the green arrows

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and remain six feet
apart at all times.

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Face masks
must be worn at all times.

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We encourage shoppers to use

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touchless payment options.

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Seriously?

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Hey, man.
- Sorry.

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Where's your mask at, bro?
- Sorry. Sorry, man.

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Who the fuck is this?

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Listen, fuck you and
your stalker bullshit.

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...and the stay-at-home orders

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that most states have implemented.

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Another state today issued

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a stay-at-home order,
South Carolina.

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That brings the total number of
Americans under such an order,

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the total percentage,
to more than 97% of the country.

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Still there are seven states

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that don't have
an order in place,

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Arkansas, lowa,
North Dakota,

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Nebraska, South Dakota,
Utah, and Wyoming.

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You should know that
Dr. Anthony Fauci

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said this evening
that lowa and Nebraska

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have instituted rules very
similar to stay-at-home orders.

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The other threat tonight,
the threat to our front line

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defenders in hospitals
who tested positive for the virus,

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and the medical supplies
that multiple governors

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say they must outbid
each other for.

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lllinois' governor said today
that what his state is getting

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from the strategic national
stockpile is a, quote,

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"mere fraction
what we asked for--"

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lman shouting]
- Jesus, what the fuc--

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Get the fuck off me.

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No, no, no, no.

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No!

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Help! Somebody!

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No! Ah!

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Oh, fuck!

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Fuck you.

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Fuck you.

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Fuck you.

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Okay.

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Oh, come on.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Where's your mask?

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Keep it on. We're about
to get in the car.

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I'm sorry. I didn't think
I had to wear it outside.

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Droplets can float eight feet
in the air. Put your fucking mask on.

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Miri, I already ran through
all my symptoms.

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I've no cough.
I'm breathing fine. No fever.

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And I can still taste
that garlic

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from last night's linguini.

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This isn't a joke, Parker.

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Okay. Better?

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This isn't a vacation,
it's a quarantine.

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A quarantine in style.

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Dude, I need to know
that you're serious.

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I'm going home after this.

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My dad won't make it
if he's infected.

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I am. Okay?
Pinky promise.

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But just relax.

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We can still have a little bit
of fun, right?

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Right?

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Maybe. If you're lucky.

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Dude!
Are you kidding me?

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This is beautiful.
It just sits empty?

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Well, my dad comes up here
once a year

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to get drunk with his
man-friends. Tsk.

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I told mom to rent it out,
but no go.

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I stand corrected.
This is incredible.

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Sick. Disgusting.

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And it's all ours.

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The only neighbor
is the Lyons' cabin,

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which is about two miles
that way around the lake.

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So you don't have to worry
about anyone or their droplets.

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Holy shit.

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Seriously, I'm speechless.

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I told you.
I know how to 2020.

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Yo, is there a Wi-Fi password?

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Um... Bookcase. Taped to the
router under the stereo.

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Because I'm posting this shit.
- Shit.

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Dude, how rich is your family?

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This place is awesome.

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l love it.

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Hello, it's freezing.
You said it's gonna be warm.

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I said there would be sun.

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It's April,
you can't have it all.

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To quarantine. Boo!

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Oop, everyone's commenting
about that guy in your Insta.

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Benji.

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I don't know,
he's actually really cute.

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And I would've kept him
a little while longer

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if he hadn't completely
ghosted me.

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Is DJ mad about it?
- Who cares?

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Bitch, you care. You just don't
want to admit it.

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I don't care.

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And if DJ cares,
you know that's his own problem.

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Okay.

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The fuck?

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Miri.

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"Jump in. Water's fine.”
What the fuck? Who is this?

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I don't know. I got one earlier
on today saying, "Having fun?"

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That's fucking creepy, Parker.

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Could just be DJ using

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one of his frat friends' phones.

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He's probably just trying to
fuck with us, right?

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Hmm, I don't know,
could be anyone.

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Guess we both posted we
were coming to the lake, so...

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Okay, blocked. Problem solved.

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Parker, Parker!

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...and really working closely
with the states.

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But we really have to make sure
we can contact trace rapidly.

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And Dr. Birx, obviously, you
know, including yourself and Dr. Fauci--

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Oh!
- Fauci, drink.

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Drink.

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Mmm! Ah!

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So we have, uh,
at taskforce level, we have--

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Deborah Birx is kind of a babe.

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Uh, Doctor Birx.

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Okay, what sorority
would you peg her for?

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Uh...

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Gamma Phi.

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Yes!
She loves her scarves, dude.

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Uh...

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Did you invite other people?

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No, I told you I wouldn't.

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Maybe it's like... Postmates?
With the wrong address?

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Not possible. We're the only
people around here.

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Who is that?

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I don't know.

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Why is he just sitting there?

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I'll go see what's up.

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Oh. Do not go out there.

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Why, are you scared?

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Yes, I'm scared. It could be
Jason Voorhees out there.

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Impossible.
It's Saturday the 4th.

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It's probably just one of my
Dad's friends checking in on us.

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You know my Mom's paranoid...

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Wait.

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What?

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Miri's not playing.

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What?

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Who's there?

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I-- Identify yourself!

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Fuck it. Give me the knife.

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Give me the knife.

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Be careful.

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Where'd he go?

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I-- I don't like this...

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Oh, my God.

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DJ?

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What the fuck, you asshole?
- Shh!

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Why didn't you answer us before?

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'Cause I'm on the phone.
On the phone.

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Oh. Sir, yeah, I appreciate
the opportunity.

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Um... if you need to see any
more illustrations or designs,

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I could totally...

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Oh...

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Yeah... yeah, no-- no worries.

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Alright, have--

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Hello?

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What are you doing?

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Trying to get an internship
for the fall.

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No, no, no...
DJ, what are you doing here?

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Oh! You came all this
way to see me, DJ?

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That is so, so sweet.
I-- i-it's so good to--

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What the fuck are you
doing in my house?

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Okay, okay, okay.

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l... just, I wanted to see you.

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Why didn't you announce
yourself?

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'Cause I was on the phone,
Your Highness.

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Okay. And your mask?

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I, uh...

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I thought you were spending
quarantine alone.

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Alone with Miri, yes.
- Hi. Yep, that's me.

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Whose truck is that outside?

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I-- I borrowed Jackson's.

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Mine's leaking
transmission fluid.

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Okay.

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You know you could've
called or texted

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before you just showed up here.

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Well, you would've said no.

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I would've said "no"
because I wanted to be alone!

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With me.

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Look, are you really going
to make me leave?

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After I drove all this way?

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Fine! Fine!

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If you respect the six feet rule
and put your fucking mask on.

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How'd you know I was here?

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Your Instagram.

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You're a compulsive
poster, Parker.

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And then, I remembered
that time we came out here,

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and I met
your mom and dad...

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I was feeling
pretty nostalgic.

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And... I was kinda hoping
we could talk about somethin’.

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What do you wanna talk about?

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Oh, well, you see,
I could tell you, Miri.

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But you'd have to get really,
really, really close to me.

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What are you making?

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I haven't named it yet.

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Literally how people get sick.

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We're too young to get sick.
You should know that, Dr. Miri.

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Young people are
testing positive, too.

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Spring break in Miami
did not turn out well.

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Now, if I could have my own
individual joint,

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I might possibly partake.

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Oh!

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Okay.

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The basement's calling.

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What's in the basement?

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So back home, we have all of
these strawberry patches, right?

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So you can basically pick
your own strawberries

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and then pay by the basket.

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It's real nice.

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So, my Aunt Libby's
sister-in-law's cousin

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has a niece
who knew this lady

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who pulled over
to pick some strawberries,

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and she had her newborn baby
in her car with her, right.

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So she gets out of the car

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and she leaves the baby in
the car seat with her milk bottle

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and leaves the door open, so she can hear
if the baby cries or anything.

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Well, the mom,
she's picking berries,

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time goes by,
and then it occurs to her

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that the baby
hasn't made a sound.

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So she goes to check and
you know what she finds?

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She finds a snake in
the baby's mouth.

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What? Oh, God.

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Yeah, and the mom
freaks out,

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and so she pulling the snake,
but she doesn't realize

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how far down the baby's throat
the snake has crawled.

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So when she pulls the snake out,
the baby's insides come with it.

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Baby intestines
were everywhere--

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Oh, my God.
That's so fucking gross!

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True story. Swear to God.

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Yeah. That's anatomically
impossible.

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No, ‘cause, 'cause...

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I don't think a snake can crawl
into a baby's mouth, right?

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Well, hold on. No.

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That's not true.

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Cause the-- the baby
just had milk, right?

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And snakes are attracted
to milk,

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and my Aunt Libby is a Christian
who doesn't lie.

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Okay, um...

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Hate to break it to you, but

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Aunt Libby's story is
an old urban legend

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that migrated from Europe
which derived

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from a folktale called
"The Bosom Serpent.”

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Well, Miri.

259
00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:52,879
Once again, your brain has
ruined a perfectly good time.

260
00:27:52,962 --> 00:27:55,507
I'm sorry to hear that
because I had so much fun,

261
00:27:55,590 --> 00:27:58,760
but I'm going to bed.

262
00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:00,053
Goodnight, guys.

263
00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:04,182
[Yeah, I'm dead.

264
00:28:04,265 --> 00:28:05,975
Hey, pancakes in the morning?

265
00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:08,353
Oh, my God, he thinks
he's getting breakfast in the morning.

266
00:28:27,205 --> 00:28:28,498
So...

267
00:28:28,581 --> 00:28:29,958
Yes?

268
00:28:32,085 --> 00:28:34,587
Quarantine can be fun, you know?

269
00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:38,550
You mean, yeah, it was until
you showed up, uninvited.

270
00:28:40,051 --> 00:28:41,553
Yeah, well, you know
why I'm here.

271
00:28:41,636 --> 00:28:44,180
I honestly don't, so you should just,

272
00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:47,475
you know, say what's on
your mind or I'm going to bed.

273
00:28:49,018 --> 00:28:50,145
Fine.

274
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:54,607
Hey.

275
00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:57,527
Who the fuck is this clown?

276
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:03,533
Oh, God. Beniji.

277
00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:09,038
One of the roommates I coaxed out
of his room to come to the party.

278
00:29:09,122 --> 00:29:12,709
So he was nice and hot.

279
00:29:14,878 --> 00:29:16,212
Did you two hook up?

280
00:29:20,508 --> 00:29:23,094
Well, okay, do you, like, care
about this Benji dude or what?

281
00:29:24,345 --> 00:29:27,182
It doesn't matter
if 1 did or didn't.

282
00:29:27,265 --> 00:29:30,059
We were never exclusive, DJ.
Il can do what I want.

283
00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:32,979
And what you wanted to do was
make out with some random dude

284
00:29:33,062 --> 00:29:34,397
in front of three friends
of mine that are

285
00:29:34,481 --> 00:29:36,191
all addicted to social media.

286
00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:38,109
Yeah, you wanted me
to see this, Parker.

287
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,321
I'm sorry if I did something
to offend you.

288
00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:44,491
You're not sorry.
You're not.

289
00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:45,992
You want me to be angry.

290
00:29:46,409 --> 00:29:48,453
And it's fucked up that you're constantly
trying to piss me off.

291
00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:51,164
So you haven't hooked up with
half of Pi Phi since Thursday?

292
00:29:51,247 --> 00:29:53,875
-No. I haven't.
-Well, you should have.

293
00:29:54,709 --> 00:29:57,045
That was our deal, DJ.

294
00:29:57,128 --> 00:29:59,798
We're not a couple,
that's the message I'm trying to convey.

295
00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:01,841
Yeah, but we have something
and you know it,

296
00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:03,718
or else you wouldn't be
trying to sabotage it.

297
00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:08,181
Jesus, why's everybody trying to
fucking analyze me all the time?

298
00:30:08,264 --> 00:30:10,433
I'm not, I'm not.
I just want you to be honest.

299
00:30:10,517 --> 00:30:12,602
That's all I ask, Parker.

300
00:30:12,685 --> 00:30:14,062
Okay.

301
00:30:15,522 --> 00:30:17,273
There's something between us.

302
00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:18,775
Yeah, and it's real.

303
00:30:22,737 --> 00:30:24,948
It's late. I'm going to bed.
- Hey...

304
00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:30,495
Um...

305
00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:32,831
I'm sorry.

306
00:30:35,124 --> 00:30:36,751
I know you drove all this way,

307
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,962
but you're not going to hear
what you want to hear.

308
00:30:44,717 --> 00:30:45,885
Okay.

309
00:30:52,725 --> 00:30:54,394
I'll leave in the morning
and...

310
00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:58,189
Goodnight, DJ.

311
00:32:45,838 --> 00:32:47,256
Damn!

312
00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:48,508
Sorry.

313
00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:53,388
How'd it go with DJ?

314
00:32:54,347 --> 00:32:55,348
Nah.

315
00:32:57,767 --> 00:32:59,102
Was he mad about the post?

316
00:33:00,061 --> 00:33:01,354
Oh, yeah.

317
00:33:01,437 --> 00:33:03,398
Yeah.

318
00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:05,733
Well, you got what you wanted.

319
00:33:13,574 --> 00:33:15,368
It's obvious. He loves you.

320
00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:19,998
You should let him.

321
00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:24,961
But you're not going to, huh?

322
00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:28,172
Probably not.

323
00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:38,182
You are textbook, Parker.

324
00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:42,437
You're shut off from anything
close to feeling.

325
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,480
You're emotionally distancing.

326
00:33:45,732 --> 00:33:48,401
Thank you for
the bed-time psychobabble.

327
00:33:48,484 --> 00:33:50,820
It's fine,
you can keep deflecting.

328
00:33:50,903 --> 00:33:53,823
I'm gonna keep poking you
because I love you.

329
00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:56,200
Great.

330
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,494
Manana.

331
00:34:03,124 --> 00:34:05,084
I know you're just
trying to help.

332
00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:07,420
And I just...

333
00:34:08,379 --> 00:34:12,633
It doesn’'t seem like it,
but... I am listening.

334
00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:18,222
Love you.

335
00:34:20,349 --> 00:34:21,851
Get out of here.

336
00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:11,646
Parker?

337
00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:26,137
Seriously?

338
00:38:58,627 --> 00:39:00,379
DJ--

339
00:39:00,463 --> 00:39:01,964
Shh-shh!

340
00:39:04,258 --> 00:39:06,135
There's somebody in the house.

341
00:39:08,262 --> 00:39:10,014
Where's your phone?

342
00:39:10,097 --> 00:39:11,390
It's gone.

343
00:39:12,808 --> 00:39:14,018
Mine, too.

344
00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:22,109
Miri.
- Hey, no, no, no, wait, wait.

345
00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:30,326
Can you get down from there?

346
00:39:33,162 --> 00:39:37,249
Yeah, yeah!
- Okay. Okay.

347
00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:39,168
Take the keys, I'll get Miri.

348
00:39:40,169 --> 00:39:41,504
Go!

349
00:40:17,998 --> 00:40:21,877
Miri! Miri!

350
00:40:23,796 --> 00:40:26,632
No! No!

351
00:40:26,715 --> 00:40:28,050
DJ!

352
00:40:28,134 --> 00:40:29,844
Miri, go!

353
00:40:34,557 --> 00:40:36,434
Miri, go!
- Parker!

354
00:41:04,587 --> 00:41:05,880
Who is that guy?

355
00:41:06,755 --> 00:41:08,048
I don't know.

356
00:41:28,944 --> 00:41:30,154
Fuck you, dude.

357
00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:44,210
Fuck.

358
00:42:01,602 --> 00:42:03,521
Oh, my God! Where's DJ?

359
00:42:03,771 --> 00:42:04,939
He's coming.

360
00:42:09,985 --> 00:42:12,571
He's hurt. He's hurt.

361
00:42:12,655 --> 00:42:14,406
Miri.

362
00:42:14,490 --> 00:42:16,534
Miri, be ready to gun it.
- Okay.

363
00:42:18,661 --> 00:42:19,954
Parker, be careful, okay?

364
00:42:57,992 --> 00:42:59,994
Parker, hurry, hurry!

365
00:43:00,077 --> 00:43:01,412
Come on, come on, come on!

366
00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:03,622
Go! Go! Go!

367
00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:11,422
He slashed the tires!

368
00:43:23,851 --> 00:43:26,770
Come on!
- Fuck! Goddammit!

369
00:43:26,854 --> 00:43:29,523
Come on, Miri!
- God, it's stuck.

370
00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:30,774
Parker, it's stuck.

371
00:43:32,067 --> 00:43:33,611
Go!

372
00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:35,446
Oh, my God. What is he doing?

373
00:43:35,529 --> 00:43:37,072
Oh, fuck!

374
00:43:37,156 --> 00:43:39,450
Oh, fuck!

375
00:43:39,533 --> 00:43:42,828
Oh, let's go!
- This way!

376
00:43:42,911 --> 00:43:44,204
Miri, go!

377
00:43:51,378 --> 00:43:53,130
Hurry!
- Let's go! Let's go!

378
00:43:53,213 --> 00:43:55,215
Ah! Go, Miri!

379
00:44:01,764 --> 00:44:03,432
We need a fucking phone.

380
00:44:03,515 --> 00:44:05,225
We need a fucking phone!

381
00:44:06,226 --> 00:44:07,394
Follow me!

382
00:44:24,953 --> 00:44:26,955
Parker, we're trapping ourselves.
- Trust me.

383
00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:28,832
We used to do this
when I was a kid.

384
00:44:31,585 --> 00:44:33,087
Fuck, it's stuck.
Please help me.

385
00:44:33,170 --> 00:44:35,464
Okay.

386
00:44:40,135 --> 00:44:41,679
Parker!

387
00:44:45,391 --> 00:44:46,767
Why is he doing this?

388
00:44:46,850 --> 00:44:48,644
I don't know.
He's fucking crazy.

389
00:44:51,980 --> 00:44:53,357
No!

390
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:54,733
Parker!

391
00:44:54,817 --> 00:44:55,901
Fucking asshole.

392
00:45:09,623 --> 00:45:11,250
What are you-- Parker?

393
00:45:11,792 --> 00:45:13,419
Parker, I can't. I can't.

394
00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:34,606
This is too high.

395
00:45:34,690 --> 00:45:37,151
No, it's not.
Just follow exactly what I'm doing.

396
00:45:37,234 --> 00:45:38,569
[I can't...

397
00:45:45,826 --> 00:45:47,161
Okay.

398
00:45:51,707 --> 00:45:54,209
Oh, fuck! Oh!

399
00:45:55,919 --> 00:45:58,797
No. No!

400
00:46:07,681 --> 00:46:08,640
Miri!

401
00:46:08,974 --> 00:46:10,184
Oh, God.

402
00:46:10,309 --> 00:46:13,812
Shit.

403
00:46:18,942 --> 00:46:20,360
Fuck!

404
00:46:23,947 --> 00:46:25,741
Fuck! Fuck!

405
00:46:29,745 --> 00:46:32,206
Get off me!

406
00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:33,874
Get off me!

407
00:48:07,968 --> 00:48:09,720
No!

408
00:48:22,816 --> 00:48:26,904
Parker! Parker, it's broken.

409
00:48:26,987 --> 00:48:29,323
Can you get up?
- It's broken. I can't move.

410
00:48:29,406 --> 00:48:31,491
It's not just one guy.
There's two of them.

411
00:48:32,993 --> 00:48:34,620
Where is he?
- He's in the kitchen.

412
00:48:34,703 --> 00:48:36,705
Act dead.
- Don't leave. Don't leave me.

413
00:48:36,788 --> 00:48:38,123
You can do it. Do it now.

414
00:48:38,206 --> 00:48:39,458
Okay?

415
00:50:59,347 --> 00:51:00,307
Shit!

416
00:51:07,189 --> 00:51:08,648
Fuck!

417
00:52:50,083 --> 00:52:51,334
Fuck!

418
00:54:18,213 --> 00:54:20,215
Mr. Lyons!

419
00:54:21,716 --> 00:54:23,677
Mr. Lyons!

420
00:54:55,750 --> 00:54:58,920
My God!

421
00:56:16,539 --> 00:56:18,041
I'm going to give you
to the count of five

422
00:56:18,124 --> 00:56:19,417
to get out of my house.
- Mr. Lyons.

423
00:56:19,501 --> 00:56:20,710
Or I'm gonna shoot you dead--

424
00:56:20,794 --> 00:56:22,003
Mr. Lyons, there's someone outside.
- ...you understand? One...

425
00:56:22,087 --> 00:56:23,588
Mr. Lyons, please,
he's trying to kill me.

426
00:56:23,671 --> 00:56:25,382
We have to call the police--
- Two...

427
00:56:25,465 --> 00:56:27,467
Mr. Lyons, my family lives
in the house across the lake--

428
00:56:27,550 --> 00:56:29,386
Four...
- l grew up-- Carly!

429
00:56:29,469 --> 00:56:31,930
Your daughter's name is Carly
and you used to take us tubing.

430
00:56:35,183 --> 00:56:37,435
Uh... You're Miranda's kid?

431
00:56:37,519 --> 00:56:39,938
We have to call
the police, please!

432
00:56:41,773 --> 00:56:43,400
All right, well--
- I need to use your phone.

433
00:56:43,483 --> 00:56:44,567
Come on there. Come on there,
phone's this way.

434
00:59:44,831 --> 00:59:46,624
Fuck! Get off of me!

435
00:59:46,708 --> 00:59:49,919
Help! Help!

436
01:00:11,899 --> 01:00:13,192
Ow!

437
01:00:18,781 --> 01:00:22,619
Please help me! Stop.
Stop! Help me!

438
01:00:22,702 --> 01:00:24,245
Oh, my God.
Are you alright?

439
01:00:24,329 --> 01:00:26,539
What's going on?
- He's trying to kill me!

440
01:00:26,664 --> 01:00:28,249
Just one moment.

441
01:00:30,501 --> 01:00:32,670
Who's that man?
- I don't know.

442
01:00:32,754 --> 01:00:35,006
Where's your mask?
- What?

443
01:00:35,089 --> 01:00:38,259
Your mask. You have a mask,
don't you? Your mask?

444
01:00:38,509 --> 01:00:40,470
No, I don't have a fucking mask.

445
01:00:40,553 --> 01:00:42,430
Oh, then I can’t let you in.
It's-- it's not safe.

446
01:00:42,513 --> 01:00:45,558
Are you fucking
kidding me, lady? Please!

447
01:00:45,642 --> 01:00:48,436
Well, let me check,
I may have an extra.

448
01:00:51,564 --> 01:00:53,274
Lady, please.

449
01:00:53,358 --> 01:00:55,068
Yes, okay, here.

450
01:00:55,151 --> 01:00:56,944
Put-- put this on!

451
01:00:57,028 --> 01:00:58,488
It's-- it's sterile.

452
01:01:00,740 --> 01:01:02,283
Okay, hurry up, get in.

453
01:01:03,534 --> 01:01:04,702
Unlock the door!

454
01:01:04,786 --> 01:01:06,537
Unlock the door!
- Okay.

455
01:01:07,997 --> 01:01:10,792
Drive, please, lady.

456
01:01:25,264 --> 01:01:26,808
This mask...

457
01:01:27,642 --> 01:01:29,060
smells like...

458
01:01:31,771 --> 01:01:33,064
Chloroform?

459
01:02:17,525 --> 01:02:19,152
Parker!

460
01:02:30,455 --> 01:02:32,915
Where do you want her?
-[Pamela] Put her over there.

461
01:02:32,999 --> 01:02:34,208
Ah!

462
01:02:53,436 --> 01:02:54,937
Okay, hold still.

463
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:02,945
It's okay.

464
01:03:23,758 --> 01:03:25,635
Now we wait.

465
01:03:37,563 --> 01:03:39,982
Where's Jeb?
Where is he?

466
01:03:47,406 --> 01:03:48,783
He's in the kitchen.

467
01:03:51,369 --> 01:03:55,665
Oh, no, no, no, no!

468
01:04:10,346 --> 01:04:12,014
That boy in the kitchen...

469
01:04:14,517 --> 01:04:15,893
he's my son,

470
01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:18,771
and you killed him.

471
01:04:18,855 --> 01:04:21,315
She did a lot more than that.

472
01:04:24,569 --> 01:04:27,446
Do you know why we're here?

473
01:04:27,530 --> 01:04:30,408
["A Little Respect"” on phone]

474
01:04:43,170 --> 01:04:47,258
That video is compliments
of @LoriLegs21,

475
01:04:47,967 --> 01:04:50,887


476
01:04:50,970 --> 01:04:55,349


477
01:04:55,433 --> 01:05:00,730



478
01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:05,693
She's not figuring it out.

479
01:05:08,362 --> 01:05:09,572
Okay.

480
01:05:17,830 --> 01:05:19,707
Did you enjoy
the party, Parker?

481
01:05:21,208 --> 01:05:23,085
Do you even remember it?

482
01:05:24,879 --> 01:05:28,507
Do you know the boy
you were kissing?

483
01:05:30,426 --> 01:05:31,886
Benji?

484
01:05:33,012 --> 01:05:34,472
Just Benji?

485
01:05:37,224 --> 01:05:39,852
Benji is just some guy
we met at the party.

486
01:05:41,312 --> 01:05:44,190
You're very intimate
with someone that you just met.

487
01:05:44,607 --> 01:05:45,983
So what?

488
01:05:47,109 --> 01:05:49,528
I made out with
some guy at the party!

489
01:05:51,822 --> 01:05:53,699
I don't even know.

490
01:05:55,201 --> 01:05:57,495
It didn't mean anything!

491
01:05:58,871 --> 01:06:00,414
Maybe not to you.

492
01:06:25,356 --> 01:06:27,066
So selfish, your generation.

493
01:06:27,149 --> 01:06:31,445
I mean, heaven forbid they miss
a keg party or-- or spring break.

494
01:06:32,655 --> 01:06:34,782
Who the fuck are you people?

495
01:06:34,865 --> 01:06:39,203
That boy that
you were kissing, Benji,

496
01:06:39,286 --> 01:06:41,247
he-- he's my youngest son.

497
01:06:42,540 --> 01:06:46,127
He was one of the seven people
you infected at that party.

498
01:06:47,003 --> 01:06:49,422
Was?
- Three days ago...

499
01:06:50,131 --> 01:06:54,760
Benji died alone
in a hospital bed.

500
01:06:58,264 --> 01:07:00,808
But, I don't...

501
01:07:00,891 --> 01:07:02,101
I don't have it.

502
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:04,645
I told you she wouldn't
admit to anything.

503
01:07:04,729 --> 01:07:06,856
I know, show her the test.
Show her the test.

504
01:07:06,939 --> 01:07:08,691
Honey, it takes a few minutes.

505
01:07:09,942 --> 01:07:12,069
You people are fucking crazy.

506
01:07:12,153 --> 01:07:14,363
And you're fucking dead!
- No!

507
01:07:32,590 --> 01:07:33,924
How does it feel

508
01:07:34,300 --> 01:07:37,053
to not know when you're gonna
get your last breath?

509
01:07:37,136 --> 01:07:41,807
To feel like you're going to die,
scared and alone?

510
01:07:42,224 --> 01:07:43,851
How does that feel?

511
01:07:44,602 --> 01:07:47,354
It could've been anyone. I...

512
01:07:48,522 --> 01:07:49,899
I'm not sick--

513
01:07:49,982 --> 01:07:52,777
You infected that party!

514
01:07:53,027 --> 01:07:57,281
We even did the tracing and
we found the man who gave it to you.

515
01:07:57,364 --> 01:07:58,991
Tyler Murphy.

516
01:08:01,243 --> 01:08:02,953
But don't worry,
we took care of him.

517
01:08:04,538 --> 01:08:08,584
I'm not sick!
I don't have COVID!

518
01:08:09,293 --> 01:08:12,338
Well, you're positive.

519
01:08:14,256 --> 01:08:15,883
You're asymptomatic.

520
01:08:19,595 --> 01:08:21,263
Oh, no, no, no...

521
01:08:21,347 --> 01:08:22,765
Don't cry.

522
01:08:23,891 --> 01:08:27,144
Take responsibility
for your selfishness.

523
01:08:28,604 --> 01:08:30,231
This didn't have to happen.

524
01:08:30,564 --> 01:08:33,109
I mean, where was
your fucking mask?

525
01:08:33,192 --> 01:08:34,902
Where was his?

526
01:08:37,696 --> 01:08:40,032
This is your fault!

527
01:08:40,241 --> 01:08:41,951
It's your fault, you hear me.

528
01:08:42,034 --> 01:08:43,828
You did this!

529
01:08:43,911 --> 01:08:45,371
Hon, your mask.

530
01:08:50,626 --> 01:08:52,169
What about DJ?

531
01:08:53,629 --> 01:08:56,382
And my friend, Miri, huh?

532
01:08:57,925 --> 01:08:59,552
What did they do?

533
01:08:59,635 --> 01:09:02,513
Well, per CDC guidelines,

534
01:09:02,847 --> 01:09:05,057
you were meant
to quarantine alone,

535
01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:07,810
so that is on you.

536
01:09:08,519 --> 01:09:10,062
What the hell?

537
01:09:11,397 --> 01:09:12,940
What? What is it?

538
01:09:13,816 --> 01:09:16,026
Someone’s using the Wi-Fi.

539
01:09:32,626 --> 01:09:34,003
It has to be the friend.

540
01:09:37,339 --> 01:09:40,426
She's dead.
- Make sure. Make sure.

541
01:09:45,681 --> 01:09:47,558
Goddammit!

542
01:09:47,641 --> 01:09:49,518
Oh!

543
01:09:52,146 --> 01:09:54,481
Oh, my God!

544
01:09:54,565 --> 01:09:55,983
You don't want Miri.

545
01:09:58,360 --> 01:09:59,695
You want me.

546
01:10:00,529 --> 01:10:02,615
She doesn't deserve this.
I do.

547
01:10:02,698 --> 01:10:05,951
Wow! Look who suddenly found
some integrity.

548
01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:13,209
Please, you can do
whatever you want with me.

549
01:10:15,127 --> 01:10:16,837
Just don't hurt her.

550
01:10:33,020 --> 01:10:35,814
How do you think you're going to
get away with this?

551
01:10:38,150 --> 01:10:39,985
The police will find you.

552
01:10:41,487 --> 01:10:42,821
Your fingerprints,

553
01:10:44,156 --> 01:10:46,242
DNA is everywhere.

554
01:10:46,325 --> 01:10:50,496
Irresponsible girls
can cause irresponsible

555
01:10:50,579 --> 01:10:53,666
fires that burn down the house.

556
01:10:56,043 --> 01:10:57,544
Fires happen all the time.

557
01:11:02,341 --> 01:11:04,176
It's tragic.

558
01:11:21,944 --> 01:11:23,487
We have to go.

559
01:11:31,578 --> 01:11:32,871
Shit!

560
01:11:32,955 --> 01:11:35,207
Come on. Okay, this way.

561
01:11:38,544 --> 01:11:40,045
Where the fuck are you?

562
01:11:43,549 --> 01:11:44,675
Pam!

563
01:11:46,677 --> 01:11:48,262
Pamela!

564
01:13:35,869 --> 01:13:37,246
Let's go.

565
01:13:45,671 --> 01:13:47,423
They destroyed the cars.
-[Parker] Doesn't matter.

566
01:13:47,506 --> 01:13:48,674
Come on!

567
01:13:50,342 --> 01:13:53,512
Be calm, it's okay. It's okay.
We're gonna be okay.

568
01:13:53,595 --> 01:13:55,389
We're gonna be okay.

569
01:13:55,681 --> 01:13:58,684
We're gonna be okay. We're gonna be okay.

570
01:14:08,902 --> 01:14:10,612
Okay.

571
01:14:31,425 --> 01:14:32,426
Okay.

572
01:14:32,509 --> 01:14:33,594
Fuck.

573
01:14:37,264 --> 01:14:38,682
Keys are in it.

574
01:14:38,765 --> 01:14:39,975
I'll get the door.

575
01:14:40,058 --> 01:14:41,852
Careful.
- Okay.

576
01:14:43,645 --> 01:14:45,022
Try and start it.

577
01:14:47,608 --> 01:14:49,318
Alright. Battery's good.

578
01:15:01,038 --> 01:15:03,123
It's not working.
Parker, it's not working.

579
01:15:04,875 --> 01:15:06,543
It might need fuel.

580
01:15:10,589 --> 01:15:11,673
Got it.

581
01:15:29,024 --> 01:15:30,526
You little witch!

582
01:15:32,236 --> 01:15:34,321
I'll fucking kill you!

583
01:15:35,239 --> 01:15:37,366
You killed him!

584
01:15:37,449 --> 01:15:39,284
You killed him!

585
01:15:45,249 --> 01:15:49,378
It's all your fuckin' fault!

586
01:15:58,637 --> 01:16:00,514
I said I was sorry!

587
01:16:02,266 --> 01:16:04,393
Miri, Miri. Miri!